Ironically, I saw a billboard from the State of Michigan urging residents to "SEE IT, SQUISH IT, REPORT IT" while on my way to a city only 5 hours from Lansing, where I would be hit in the head while walking through the streets of downtown, not once, but twice by a spotted lanternfly. Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, is crawling with this invasive species. I mean it, CRAWLING.

The exterior of a building in downtown Pittsburg with piles of living and dead spotted lanternflies stacking up on the abandoned revolving door.
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As someone who sometimes has to be hit over the head with something before I can fully grasp it, getting hit in my ample forehead by spotted lanternflies was perfect. These bugs will be a problem IF we don't start doing something that, frankly, I'm not a big fan of: Squishing bugs (the cleanup--yuck).

A spotted lanternfly is seen crawling up a window of a business in downtown Pittsburg.
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Michigan has giant billboards that, in no uncertain terms, encourage you to kill these bugs. I'm tempted to say something like, "Hollywood couldn't even come up with something like this," but they did.

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The campy but fantastic "Starship Troopers," whose heroes faced the invasion of bugs from another planet, featured propaganda videos encouraging the citizens of Earth to do their part and "Kill the bug!" While spotted lanternflies can't shoot burning projectiles from their abdomen (it's a terrible, good movie), they pose a tremendous threat to Michigan's native plant and animal species.

A spotted lanternfly crawls on the brick of a building in downtown Pittsburg.
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The first sighting of a spotted lanternfly was in Berks County, Pennsylvania, in 2014. Fast forward a decade or so, and now this invasive species is so comfortable in Pittsburgh they'll join you for dinner.

Spotted lantern flies are plentiful in downtown Pittsburg, Pennsylvania and some will even join you for dinner.
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According to the Commonwealth of Pennsylvania, the spotted lanternfly has the potential to have a devasting impact on the state's agriculture, estimated to cost farmers hundreds of millions of dollars.

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As we drove back to Michigan from Pittsburgh, crossing back into the Mitten State, the next billboard I saw that said "SEE IT, SQUISH IT, REPORT IT" hit a little differently. It may be time to invest in bug-squishing shoes, paper towels, and spray cleaners--or else Michigan might be crawling with spotted lanternflies, too. Here's a closer look at the spotted lantern flies of downtown Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania.

A spotted lanternfly sits on a chair in an open air restaurant in downtown Pittsburg, Pennsylvania.
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Spotted lantern flies are plentiful in downtown Pittsburg, Pennsylvania and some will even join you for dinner.
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Spotted lanternflies crawl along the walls and sidewalks of downtown Pittsburg, Pennsylvania.
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Spotted lanternflies crawl along the walls and sidewalks of downtown Pittsburg, Pennsylvania.
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A spotted lanternfly climbs an exterior window in downtown Pittsburg, Pennsylvania.
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The exterior of a building in downtown Pittsburg with piles of living and dead spotted lanternflies stacking up on the abandoned revolving door.
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The exterior of a building in downtown Pittsburg with piles of living and dead spotted lanternflies stacking up on the abandoned revolving door.
Scott Clow
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Of course, spotted lanternflies aren't the ONLY invasive bug Michigan is contending with. How about one that has already taken over the Mitten:

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They are considered “an invasive pest” in Michigan, so don’t feel guilty wishing the brown marmorated stink bug an untimely demise. The stink, hence, the name. They do have some natural predators, including beetles, crickets, spiders, and birds, but arming yourself is the best way to prevent these smelly little insects from taking over your home and yard.

Gallery Credit: Scott Clow

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Gallery Credit: Scott Clow

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