Thirty Things You'll Find in a Typical Michigan Home

BAD WIRING IN AT LEAST ONE ROOM

BATS

BASEMENT LEAKAGE

BIRDS LIVING IN THE CHIMNEY

BOB SEGER ALBUMS

BROKEN MAILBOX

CAN OPENERS THAT DON’T WORK

COFFEE SPILLED ON THE COUNTER AND FLOOR, AND NOT CLEANED UP BY THE PERSON WHO SPILLED IT

DAYS-OLD DIRTY DISHES IN THE BEDROOMS

DIETS POSTED TO THE FRIDGE DOOR THAT NOBODY FOLLOWS

DIRTY CLOTHES THROWN ON THE FLOOR

DIRTY MAGAZINES HIDDEN BY ONE OF THE KIDS

DOG POOP IN THE YARD

EMPTY BEER CANS/BOTTLES

FRUSTRATED PARENTS

GARBAGE IN THE YARD THROWN OUT OF PASSING CARS

GUNS

JUNK IN THE YARD

KID PLAYING COMPUTER GAMES INSTEAD OF DOING HOMEWORK

MICE

MOLDY FOOD PUSHED TO THE BACK OF THE FRIDGE

NUMEROUS BOARD GAMES IN THE CLOSET THAT NOBODY PLAYS

NUMEROUS SPIDERS

OVERFLOWING WASTEBASKET

POP (Vernors, Faygo or Towne Club)

ROTTEN TOMATOES SITTING ON THE KITCHEN WINDOW SILL

SKELETON OF A CAT THAT CRAWLED UNDER YOUR PORCH AND DIED

SOME KIND OF CANNED MEAT

UNIDENTIFIABLE ANIMAL TRACKS IN THE YARD

VEGETABLES YOU PLANTED THAT JUST REFUSE TO GROW

Wait a minute…..is that just Michigan, or Anyplace, USA?

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