Thirty Things You’ll Find in a Typical Michigan Home
Thirty Things You'll Find in a Typical Michigan Home
BAD WIRING IN AT LEAST ONE ROOM
BATS
BASEMENT LEAKAGE
BIRDS LIVING IN THE CHIMNEY
BROKEN MAILBOX
CAN OPENERS THAT DON’T WORK
COFFEE SPILLED ON THE COUNTER AND FLOOR, AND NOT CLEANED UP BY THE PERSON WHO SPILLED IT
DAYS-OLD DIRTY DISHES IN THE BEDROOMS
DIETS POSTED TO THE FRIDGE DOOR THAT NOBODY FOLLOWS
DIRTY CLOTHES THROWN ON THE FLOOR
DIRTY MAGAZINES HIDDEN BY ONE OF THE KIDS
DOG POOP IN THE YARD
EMPTY BEER CANS/BOTTLES
FRUSTRATED PARENTS
GARBAGE IN THE YARD THROWN OUT OF PASSING CARS
GUNS
JUNK IN THE YARD
KID PLAYING COMPUTER GAMES INSTEAD OF DOING HOMEWORK
MICE
MOLDY FOOD PUSHED TO THE BACK OF THE FRIDGE
NUMEROUS BOARD GAMES IN THE CLOSET THAT NOBODY PLAYS
NUMEROUS SPIDERS
OVERFLOWING WASTEBASKET
POP (Vernors, Faygo or Towne Club)
ROTTEN TOMATOES SITTING ON THE KITCHEN WINDOW SILL
SKELETON OF A CAT THAT CRAWLED UNDER YOUR PORCH AND DIED
SOME KIND OF CANNED MEAT
UNIDENTIFIABLE ANIMAL TRACKS IN THE YARD
VEGETABLES YOU PLANTED THAT JUST REFUSE TO GROW
Wait a minute…..is that just Michigan, or Anyplace, USA?
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