Why Would You Park Like You Failed Every Driving School In Michigan?

Do you see that up there?

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And warning, a rant is on the way.

When you park like you don't have any common sense, I'm going to call you out.

When you consistently park like this for several days in a row, it's gonna tick me off.

When your car is this far from the curb and practically in the middle of the street on a curve, I'm gonna take pictures and clown you on the interweb.

What Michigan driving school gave you good marks on parking?

Let me begin by saying I protected this person's identity by blurring their license plate and obscuring any street signs. You're not gonna sue me for invasion of privacy and defamation because you can't park.

But I'm still gonna clown you.

Let me also say that the plates on this car were from out of state, but that's no excuse.

And neither is parking this far away from the curb. For like a week.

Let me give you some perspective. Here's the closest car behind Mr. "I'm allergic to the curb".

The reasons why this is so infuriating are the following.

You're practically out in the middle of the street.

You're right by a curve. So if someone is coming from the opposite direction and I'm having to drive around your parked car, you just set someone up for an accident.

This is right around the corner from my house.

They've been doing this for a little over a week or so.

There's a parking lot to their left and a guest visitor lot right around the corner.

I don't know why you park like the curb has cooties. And I don't know who failed you in their duties as a driving instructor.

I don't want to wish the worst on you because of your hack job as a bad out-of-state driver and your terrible parking. We will eventually hit your car and give you holy hell when you come out to complain.

Here in the mitten state, we suggest you get your car a little closer to the curve.

I mean we might park on the wrong side of the street and face the wrong direction, but still.

At least we are closer to the curb and not in the middle of the street.

We're not savages.