Someone is pooping on the playground! Is it PARIS HILTON???

No, but at least her picture got you to click here.

Well, the cops definitely don't need dogs to sniff out anything THIS time: a mystery pooper is laying waste on playground slides in Prospect Park in Ypsi! An angry Spartan fan? Well, it ain't Ann Arbor, but it's close enough...WHO COULD IT BE?

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