So hold up. When I was writing this article and getting my research together, little simple ole me only thought there were two ways to fold your big bath towels. But after searching for a video to go along with our little survey here, holy cow I totally missed The Roll Up.

Wait, I'm getting ahead of myself.

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You ever been in a relationship and get in an argument over how to do stuff?

Load the dishwasher this way. Wash the clothes this way. And after washing the clothes, FOLD THEM THIS WAY.

That's where we are today. And I'm going to skip the formalities and name calling and get right down to it.

How do you fold your big bath towels?

I was under the impression there were only two ways and the 2nd one I'm about to show you is wrong and only for...I said I was going to skip the name calling.

Option A. The simple 2 layer fold or as I like to call it, HOW NORMAL PEOPLE FOLD A DOGGONE TOWEL! Or as the video up top refers to it as...The Rewind. (juditheorganizer)

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Option B. Then there's this thing. The "oh you fancy huh", the "let's take up all the space in the linen closet for the sake of being fancy", the "oh you didn't know you lived in a bed and breakfast", the "I used to work in a hotel and this is the proper way to do it" fold. OR as the video calls it, The Reuben (juditheorganizer).

Like the sandwich?

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The honorable mention that I'm not going to approach is Option C, The Roll Up (juditheorganizer).

It's either too lazy (cause some folks just literally do Option A and then roll it up) or (as per the video) too complicated to pull off.  This is advanced fancy hotel, expensive gym towel folding and AIN'T NOBODY GOT TIME FOR THAT. I'm folding clothes while watching Netflix people. And probably doing 5 other things at the same time. Did I mention I don't want to be folding towels but here I am.

Ridofranz/Getty Images do you do it. You got 2 options because if you pick the roll up, you and I are done as friends because only psychopaths rolls their towels that intricately. And there I go calling names over how you roll towels.

Choose so I can talk about this on the radio! Cast your vote in the poll below. I thank you in advance for proving me right.

Here are the options one more time:

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