Starting November 1, 2025, your Consumers Energy bill is about to get a little more "fun." The Michigan Public Service Commission just approved a $157 million rate hike, which Consumers swears is all about "safety and reliability." Translation: you're about to pay an extra $6.44 a month to make sure your gas lines don't become the plot of a disaster movie.

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Consumers originally wanted a $248 million increase for Michigan customers (because why not aim high?), but the state knocked that down by more than a third. Still, an 8.1% bump on your bill is nothing to sneeze at — especially when you're already paying extra for groceries, Halloween candy, and therapy to cope with the Detroit Lions' fourth quarter losses and poor officiating.

Enhanced Infrastructure Replacement Program Explained

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So, where's all that money going? Mostly into replacing old, leaky gas pipelines before they become really leaky. A huge chunk of the money is earmarked for an "Enhanced Infrastructure Replacement Program," which sounds fancy but really means "fixing pipes in Michigan that were probably installed when bell-bottoms were first in style."

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Programs for Low-Income Michiganders

About $42.5 million will replace aging service lines, and CBS reports that nearly $2 million will go toward helping low-income Michiganders find assistance programs. A solid move, considering none of us asked for a higher bill in the first place.

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The good news? Michigan's gas system will be safer and stronger. The bad news? You'll be paying more to heat your home while wondering if you can cook dinner with just a passive-aggressive glare.

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States Most at Risk for Summer Power Outages in 2025

Wolf River Electric, a solar power company based in Minnesota, analyzed power outage data from 2019 to 2023 to determine which states have had the most outages and spent the most hours in the dark. Here's a look at the States Most at Risk for Summer Power Outages in 2025.

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