24 Karat Gold Toilet Paper…No Kidding
Ya got a spare $1,376,900.00 lyin' around the house?
GOOD! Then you can afford to buy a roll of 24 karat gold toilet paper!
"Butt" before you go to the bank and "wipe" out your life savings, here's sumpin' you should know: it's advertised as 24 CARAT, not 'Karat.' What's the diff?
CARAT is a unit of weight for precious stones;
KARAT is a unit of measure for the fineness of gold.
It's possible that whoever sells this is a "crappy" speller and therefore misspelled the word...so take it as it is.
"Can" you buy this in the usual four-pack? No. Just one roll is all you get for your dough. So, if you're not too "BUMmed" about "relieving" your bank account, go right ahead and order a roll. Check it out by CLICKING HERE.
...and give your butt the Midas touch.