Heads up, Michigan. Scammers have dusted off their old playbooks and are bringing back two classic scams to drain your bank account.

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According to the Ingham County Sheriff's Office, speaking with WILX, two impersonator scams are making the rounds, and they're so bad they're almost funny—almost.

Scam #1: The Return of "Sgt. Common"

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This one stars a scammer playing the role of "Sgt. Common," who calls to discuss "confidential legal matters" and leaves a callback number. A message like that would make nearly anyone nervous and leave you with an urge to call them back to find out what's happening immediately. But here's the kicker: actual law enforcement doesn't work like this.

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If you get this call, the Ingham County Sheriff says hang up and call the authorities. Don't engage in any way.

Scam #2: Publishers Clearing House Scam

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Somewhere, Ed McMahon is rolling over. An individual by the name of "Isaac Miller" is calling Michigan residents claiming to represent Publishers Clearing House (PCH). He calls with great news: you've won a massive, but you need to buy a $500 "claimer's card" to collect it.

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Guess what? No such prize exists. I know, shocking. It's just another scam to get you to part with your hard-earned money.

It's a Trap!

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The very nature of these crimes and the dusting off of Publishers Clearing House's name make it obvious these criminals are targeting our senior population. The Federal Trade Commission (FTC) advises you to exercise a healthy amount of skepticism about any deal involving money upfront. Legitimate law enforcement in Michigan or prize notifications won't call you demanding payment.

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So, Ingham County and the rest of Michigan, let this serve as a reminder: If it sounds too good to be true, it's probably a scam.

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