Well THIS is a list we certainly don't want to top...
Michigan has had it rough in a few recent studies. Not only are Mitten State residents ranked among the least attractive in the country, Michigan was also named one of the worst states in 2023...
My greatest fear would be sitting down to chew on some peyote cactus and next thing I know its three days later and I'm pants less on top of Mt. Rushmore screaming lyrics to a Phish song.