Never A Shortage Of Stupid Criminals
It seems everyday I read about more criminal 's who think they have a brilliant plan, but basically are just idots. Here are a few more for the list....
Two European tourists landed themselves in court back in 2012 after they got themselves totally smashed and decided breaking into SeaWorld would be a good idea. The 2 'master minds' swam with the dolphins, let off a fire extinguisher in the shark enclosure and then ended their night with stealing 'Dirk' a penguin. When the two woke up the next morning , besides having massive hangovers they realized that they had indeed stolen a penguin and did not know how to take care of it. Finally they released the poor thing into a canal, but were spotted by locals who called Police.
Dirk was returned to Sea World and at their sentencing the judge fined them and told the two to drink a little less vodka.
A criminal from Ohio thought he had a wonderful plan. He hated the picture of himself that the police were using to help locate him, so he sent them a better photo, telling them the other photo of him was awful. The police department responded by thanking him for the new photo, and then arrested him a short time later.
Finally..officials were left baffled by an Afghan Taliban commander who gave himself up so he could collect the one hundred dollar reward.
Yup, you can't fix stupid.