How To Identify Michiganders by the Clothes They Wear
There are some easy ways to tell if someone is a Michigander, like by the way they talk, what they consume (pasties, Faygo, Vernors, coney dogs) and also by the way they dress.
Michiganders know to dress in layers, because the weather changes so quickly: winter coat in the morning and t-shirt & shorts by the afternoon.
But what are other things we wear that give us away? Individually, you can't really tell...but if anyone wears three or more of the following, you know they are a Michigander. And keep in mind, don't be offended...this is all in fun.
BLACK & RED CHECKERED JACKET
DETROIT TIGER WEAR
HATS WITH MOSQUITO NETTING
KEYCHAIN BOTTLE OPENER
KISS ME I'M A SPARTAN LOGO
MITTENS, NOT GLOVES
MSU or UM SWEATPANTS
PETOSKEY STONE JEWELRY
SAFETY-TOED WORK BOOTS
SIX PANEL HAT WITH EAR FLAPS
SLEEVELESS T-SHIRT WITH FAVORITE METAL BAND LOGO
SNEAKERS, EVEN IN WINTER
TANK TOPS WITH REVEALING BRA STRAPS
UNION SUIT, BACKFLAP LONG JOHNS
So.....did you wear any of these today?