ADULTS: What To (and what to NOT to) Dress Up As on Halloween
Take heed, costume-buyers…
to avoid ridicule, DO NOT dress up as any of these this Halloween:
STRIPPER / SLUT / DUMB BLONDE (c’mon – they’ve been done to DEATH)
GORILLA (again…done to death)
SPARTY (STILL done to death)
ANY MEMBER OF THE VILLAGE PEOPLE
There are many other bad & boring choices.
Why not use some imagination this year maybe like:
THE QUAKER OATS GUY
DISGRUNTLED POSTAL WORKER
SOUPBONE (with meat)
THE GHOST OF CHRISTMAS I-DON’T-CARE
ZOMBIE MICHAEL JACKSON
EVIL HARD-BOILED EGG
JOAN RIVERS (PRE-FACELIFTS)
...plus, you can't miss out with (no matter HOW many other people will be dressing up as) DONALD TRUMP or HILLARY CLINTON.
Try out something new and different this year...DON'T BE AFRAID TO BE UNIQUE!