RUDE WARRIORS: Are YOU a discourteous driver this time of year?

Okay, it's the holiday season and people are scurrying around...I GET IT. But some drivers are not just in a hurry, but just plain RUDE. You know the ones I mean...the ones that:

1) don't give you the right of way
2) cut you off and miss you by INCHES
3) flip you off when you're driving CORRECTLY
4) don't leave a note when they scrape your parked vehicle
5) crowd you off the road

I hope to heck YOU aren't one of these chimps (er, CHUMPS) that are out on our roads this holiday season. Have YOU encountered any of these morons?