Embassy Pictures

I'm sure there are some people out there who enjoy this film...but let's face it: it's the worst Christmas movie of all time. The 1964 epic SANTA CLAUS CONQUERS THE MARTIANS starring Pia Zadora as a little martian girl. Bad color (basically all red & green) and a terrible plotline executed by a group of actors, a handful of which you may recognize. Ya gotta feel sorry for 'em. One of the actors you might recognize is Ned Wertimer, who played Ralph the doorman on "The Jeffersons." Also, the music was handled by Milton DeLugg, who was Johnny Carson's bandleader on "The Tonight Show" before Doc Severinsen took over.

Not a bad film if your sick in bed and you can't reach for the remote to turn your set off.

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