Zero Tolerance COFFEE CUP???

Okay, it's just a coffee cup but more than likely there would be some "zero-tolerancists" who would not accept that fact.
What would they be upset about?
1) Maybe if I took a sip I would be in jeopardy of "shooting my mouth off"...
2) Or if someone asked me for a "shot of coffee" I'd take them literally?
It's just a novelty mug...nothing more.

Read the story about the "anti-zero-tolerance march" that occurred yesterday in Lansing by clicking HERE.