What Do Kids REALLY Want For Halloween Treats? (YOU Remember, Don’cha?)

Okay...I hipped y'all on what kids DO NOT want for Halloween treats. I mean, for well over 200 years, we have NOT eaten healthy from October 31 thru January 1. And who in their right mind wants to eat healthy on Halloween? NOBODY, especially kids! So why hand out crappy Halloween “treats”? No kid in his right mind wants a bag full of apples, oranges, popcorn balls, bananas, fiber and sunflower seeds! Give ’em what they want! It's only once a year, right?

What do we want? We want.....
SNICKERS
MOUNDS
ALMOND JOY
M&M’S
NESTLE’S CRUNCH
MILKY WAY
THREE MUSKETEERS
REESE’S P-NUT BUTTER CUPS
YORK PEPPERMINT PATTIES
TWIX
SKITTLES
STARBURST
SWEETARTS
BABY RUTH
HERSHEY BARS
KIT KAT
$100,000 BAR
BUBBLEGUM
BUTTERFINGER
LAFFY TAFFY
TOOTSIE ROLL POPS
.....and literally anything that ain’t healthy, is fruity, sweet ‘n sour or has chocolate!

So if ya wanna be the hit of the neighborhood, load up, baby! The little ankle biters is comin’ to your house and you better be stocked up on the good stuff!