The Top 5 Hilarious Inmate Reviews For Michigan’s Jails and Prisons
How was the food? Was the bed comfy? What about the staff, were they nice to you? Since it's awkward to ask someone about their prison experience, why not check what the latest 'guests' have to say?
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You can find reviews for just about anything these days and Michigan's correctional facilities are no exception. Let's dive right into The Top 5 Most Hilarious Inmate Reviews for Michigan's Penal System as found on Yelp.
5. This Former 'Guest' Found the Accommodations Lacking and the Food Bland
The Oakland County Jail has quite a culinary reputation that is mentioned in nearly every review. Before checking in, it might be a good idea to ask if you can bring your own linen. I'm sure the folks in Guest Services will be happy to take care of that for you.
4. Someone Actually Found This Oakland Country Jail Review to Be 'Helpful'
A 4-star ranking! This meat sandwich must be something people can't get enough of! Chances are Bryan may be a bit sarcastic when it comes to the chef's capabilities. Perhaps the positive review was for an extra 'knock-off-oreo'?
3. Spend a Few Days or Months Finding Yourself and a New Skill
Give someone a fish, they'll eat for a day. Teach a person to do cornrows and they become an honor student in the Southern Michigan Prisons Art Program.
2. MA Gave an Honest Review However, Pros Recommend to 'Never Insult the Staff'
MA found the dining experience at the Southern Michigan Prison to be lacking, but to be fair they did recommend NOT committing any crimes that could lead a person into said establishment.
MA, here's hoping you haven't been back to any reunions.
1. They Either Got the Wrong Guy or They Got the Wrong Address
Nick R. you sir deserve a medal or at least a couple of months off your sentence for that stellar review.
So there you have it, the 5 Most Hilarious Reviews for Michigan's Penal System. I hope to not read yours soon.
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