Wolverines lose, Michigan owes snacks. Governor Whitmer will mail Ohio three homegrown chip brands after the 27-9 loss — because apparently a football score needs a side of crunchy humiliation.
Let's give them the benefit of the doubt.
Maybe they didn't know.
Maybe no one clearly explained how kidnapping ANYONE, let alone a government official, is a bad thing.
And if you're caught, you're going to jail.
Like jail, jail...