Jeff Bezos

"Elon Musk would’ve been worse, right?"

'Forbes' reports the mogul is worth $177 billion.

Bezos is fronting the bill for its partial deconstruction.

The Amazon titan's girlfriend went viral after fan-girling while meeting Leonardo DiCaprio.

These are the most expensive celebrity divorces to rock Hollywood.

They got skeletons. And ghouls. And wait until you find out who Jeff Bezos murdered. It's all in the song; just listen.