I ain't kiddin', Scooter...

Some stores & shops are already puttin' out their Halloween decorations and candy.

I thought I was seein' things until I took a closer look: plastic jack-o-lanterns, Halloween Trick or Treat candies, plastic skeletons, spider webs...the whole shmeer.

Just a little early, ain't it? I mean, most of us love the Halloween season but are our lives so miserable that we need cheering up NOW? Or is corporate GREED setting in again?

Who knows. Christmas stuff will probably be out by August and chocolate bunnies by October.