Doctor’s Office Magazines Always Stink!

Are there ANY doctor's offices who have any GOOD magazines to read?

Every time I visit a doctor, whether it's my own or I'm accompanying someone to theirs, the magazines ALWAYS stink. I mean, who of us that are NOT in the medical profession want to thumb through magazines with titles similar to:
MODERN SPLEEN
PANCREAS TODAY
BLADDER HOMES AND GARDENS
GASTROINTESTINAL QUARTERLY
COSMO-POLYP
OOZE-WEEK
ROLLING GALLSTONE
SICK-TEEN
BOWEL WEEKLY
THE LIVER & KIDNEY REVIEW
BLEEDER'S DIGEST

I mean, c'mon, REALLY. Are there ANY doc's office's YOU know that have decent mags to read? Even a People magazine or a daily newspaper?

Help...anyone???