Hey...nobody knows drinkin' songs like them thar country singers. Need proof? Check out these actual country song titles...YEE-HAW!

ALCOHOL
BARTENDER
BEER FOR MY HORSES
BEER IN MEXICO
BEER MONEY
BEER ON THE TABLE
BEERS AGO
BOTTOMS UP
COLD ONE
DAY DRINKING
DRINK A BEER
DRINK IN MY HAND
DRINK ON IT
DRINK TO THAT ALL NIGHT
DRINKIN’ BONE
DRINKING CLASS
DRINKS AFTER WORK
DRUNK LAST NIGHT
DRUNK ON A PLANE
DRUNK ON YOU
GET DRUNK AND BE SOMEBODY
GET MY DRINK ON
I LIKE BEER
I LOVE THIS BAR
IN THE EYE OF THE BEERHOLDER
KEG IN THE CLOSET
LAST CALL
LONG NECK BOTTLE
MARGARITAVILLE
MEN BUY THE DRINKS, GIRLS CALL THE SHOTS
MOONSHINE ROAD
MORE I DRINK, THE
MR. BARTENDER
PRETTY GOOD AT DRINKIN’ BEER
SOUTHERN COMFORT ZONE
STRAIGHT TEQUILA NIGHT
STRAWBERRY WINE
SUDS IN THE BUCKET
SUNSHINE AND WHISKEY
SWEET SOUTHERN COMFORT
TEN ROUNDS WITH JOSE CUERVO
TEQUILA MAKES HER CLOTHES FALL OFF
TEQUILA ON ICE
TWO PINA COLADAS
WASTED
WHISKEY AIN’T WORKIN’, THE
WHISKEY GIRL
WHISKEY IN MY WATER
WHISKEY LULLABY
WHISKEY UNDER THE BRIDGE
WHY DON’T WE GET DRUNK
YOU AND TEQUILA

And that's just a tip of the iceberg!
So I thought...why stop there? Here are some bogus country Christmas titles that I'm sure will actually be turned into real songs SOMEday by SOME country stars...

ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS A BEER
ANGELS WE HAVE HEARD ARE HIGH
AWAY IN A DRUNK TANK
DO YOU BEER WHAT I BEER
FELIZ BLUE RIBBON
FROSTY THE BEER MUG
GOD BLESS YE, JOHNNY WALKER RED
GRANDMA GOT RUN OVER BY A BEER TRUCK
I CAME UPON A MIDNIGHT BEER
I SAW MOMMY DRINKIN’ LOWENBRAU
IT’S BEGINNING TO LOOK A LOT MORE BLURRY
IT’S THE MOST WONDERFUL BOTTLE OF BEER
JINGLE BEER CROCK
JOY TO THE WORLD, THE BEER HAS COME
I’M DREAMING OF A WHITE LIGHTNIN’ CHRISTMAS
LITTLE DRUNKER BOY
O DRINK LIKE OLD FAITHFUL
O HEINEKEN, O HEINEKEN
O LITTLE GLASS OF BUDWEISER
RUDOLPH THE RED-NOSED WINO
SANTA CLAUS IS COMING WITH BEER
TWO DRUNKS TOASTING OVER AN OPEN FIRE
WE WISH YOU A BAG OF BEER NUTS

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