This is the kind of stuff you'd expect to hear in a standup comedian's routine...but this'un is true. A town in Poland has banned a FICTIONAL STUFFED BEAR because it has no genitalia and has questionable sexuality.

Earth has definitely taken another step toward total alien domination with this crap.

Read this absurd story BY CLICKING HERE. Then go buy some Winnie-The-Pooh stuff for Christmas gifts.