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These are REAL names of actual beers:

GARY BREWSEY
MY WIFE'S BITTER
HONEY BOO BREW
WEISS VERSA
PEARL NECKLACE OYSTER STOUT
PURE HOPPINESS
OLD LEGHUMPER
SEX PANTHER
SHEEPSHAGGERS GOLD
HOPPY ENDING
AUDREY HOPBURN
PETER COTTON ALE
ARROGANT BASTARD
DUCK DUCK GOOZE
YEASTUS CHRIST
BARRIQUE OKARMA
LEAFER MADNESS
KILT LIFTER
GOOD CHIT PILSNER
DEAD GUY ALE
BELLIGERANT ASS NUT BROWN ALE
RAT TAIL ALE
BUTTFACE AMBER
SANTA'S BUTT
MOOSE DROOL
BLITHERING IDIOT
SCREAMING APE PORTER
TACTICAL NUCLEAR PENGUIN
DR. MORTON'S CLOWN POISON
PIG'S ASS PORTER
VAS DEFERENS
PANTY PEELER

And there are plenty of other weird beers out there...will some of these be at this year's "Lansing On Tap"? Show up and find out! It's THIS Saturday, November 7 at the Summit Sports Complex! Check out the details by CLICKING HERE and we hope to see ya there!

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