Who wants to be healthy on Halloween? NOBODY! So why hand out crappy Halloween "treats"? No kid in his right mind wants a bag full of apples, oranges, popcorn balls, bananas, fiber and sunflower seeds! Give 'em what they want!

We want:
SNICKERS, MOUNDS, ALMOND JOY, M&M'S, NESTLE'S CRUNCH, MILKY WAY, THREE MUSKETEERS, REESE'S PEANUT BUTTER CUPS, YORK PEPPERMINT PATTIES, TWIX, SKITTLES, STARBURST, SWEETARTS, BABY RUTH, HERSHEY BARS, KIT KAT, $100,000 BAR, BUBBLEGUM, BUTTERFINGER, LAFFY TAFFY, TOOTSIE ROLL POPS and literally anything that ain't healthy, is fruity, sweet 'n sour or has chocolate!

So load up, baby! The kids is comin' to your house and you better be stocked up on the good stuff!

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