Ten Things To Do This Cold Weekend!

1) Wear mouthguard to protect your chattering teeth.
2) Shovel.
3) Watch TV.
4) Eat too much and get fatter.
5) Watch the neighbors fall on the ice.
6) Wrap up in blankets.
7) Blog about how cold it is.
8) Pet the cat.
9) Thaw out the goldfish tank.
10) Vaccuum road salt off your carpet.