A man sporting a beanie with the word "WEED" on it when he was pulled over for a lane change no-no , when officers explored further they found 'Weed' man had something extra in his car.....6 pounds of weed that was worth about 15 thousand dollars.    That is about as bad as the guy with the bumper sticker that said 'I'm Drunk" on  it.   One Police Officer saw that and decided to pull him over for a random check and surprise, surprise .....he WAS drunk.

Then the brilliant criminal in the U.K. who was at an art gallery and decided that would be a great time to try and steal a painting.   Problem was the paint was big and rectangle which did not fit in his sweat pants, no matter how hard he tried.  After watching the idot on security cameras he was finally arrested and off to jail....with no art work.

Now my favorite stupid criminals...These brain surgeons in New York were found after a robbery, police said they just followed the trail of Macaroni Salad. Police found the trail the 3 took, and it was littered with cash register parts, surveillance system parts, rubber gloves, loose change and a steady trail of macaroni salad .  The 3 criminals were taking turns eating along their escape route.

That is another chapter of stupid criminals.....(idots)