What makes a real lousy Thanksgiving? There are many things:
1) Drunk relatives passed out on the floor
2) One of your parents attempts to dance in the living room
3) Getting asked embarrassing questions at the dinner table
4) Grandma getting stuck on the toilet
5) Bringing a passing dish that nobody touches
6) Getting continuously asked about your love life
7) Arguments over politics, religion, etc.
8) Most of your guests claim to be dieting
9) A fight breaks out, things get broken
10) Fingernails, band-aids, etc in the stuffing

The list could go on and on...have YOU ever had a traumatizing Thanksgiving?