Have you ever found something in your pocket you regret having there?

Have you ever found something in your pocket you regret having there?  When I take my little dog Archie on a walk I inevitably have to use a poop bag so we don't leave anything on other peoples lawns.  I did this the other day wearing a coat I don't wear very often. I then put the bag in my pocket.  Today I wore that coat to work and as I was having a conversation with a colleague in the lobby and looking for my gloves I came across a lump in my pocket I didn't recognize...at first.  OMG I was mortified that it was still there and I would think other people could smell it, but I work with a lot of great people and no one made mention of what I smelled like this morning.