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You heard right...you can get:
paid to poop...
dollars to defecate...
dough for dookie...
cash for crap...
money for manure...
wages for waste...
funds for feces...
silver for sewage...

That's right: earn money from home without being a telemarketer by selling your poop to the OpenBiome's laboratory.

What for? For fecal transplants. In a healthy person, helpful gut bacteria force certain harmful bacteria out of the digestive system by pooping. Infections happen when healthy gut bacteria has been wiped out; because the healthy gut bacteria can’t do its job, the unhealthy bacteria grows uncontrolled, causing intestinal inflammation and diarrhea.

Only two stipulations are required:
1) You need healthy poop.
2) You'll have to move to Medford, Massachusetts.

Poop your way to riches and find out more by CLICKING HERE.

Happy pooping!