Take heed, costume-buyers...
to avoid ridicule, DO NOT dress up as any of these this Halloween:
KATY PERRY
MILEY CYRUS
STRIPPER / SLUT / DUMB BLONDE (c'mon - they've been done to DEATH)
GORILLA (again...done to death)
HOBO (ditto)
NINJA TURTLE
SPONGEBOB
KIM KARDASHIAN
DRACULA (yawn)
HARRY POTTER
SPARTY (STILL done to death)
ANY MEMBER OF THE VILLAGE PEOPLE

There are many other bad & boring choices. Use some imagination this year maybe like:
THE QUAKER OATS GUY
DISGRUNTLED POSTAL WORKER
ROMAINE LETTUCE
ORVILLE REDENBACHER
JERRY SPRINGER
SOUPBONE (with meat)
THE GHOST OF CHRISTMAS I-DON'T-CARE
ZOMBIE MICHAEL JACKSON
CREAMED HERRING
EVIL HARD-BOILED EGG
JOAN RIVERS (PRE-FACELIFTS)
SATANIC DOILY
ARNOLD ZIFFEL
BEANO
GROVER CLEVELAND
LIVERWURST

Any one of those are sure-prize winners. Lemme know how it works out for ya.

PICTURED: DUMB BLONDE COSTUME