What NOT To Dress Up As On Halloween
Take heed, costume-buyers...
to avoid ridicule, DO NOT dress up as any of these this Halloween:
STRIPPER / SLUT / DUMB BLONDE (c'mon - they've been done to DEATH)
GORILLA (again...done to death)
SPARTY (STILL done to death)
ANY MEMBER OF THE VILLAGE PEOPLE
There are many other bad & boring choices. Use some imagination this year maybe like:
THE QUAKER OATS GUY
DISGRUNTLED POSTAL WORKER
SOUPBONE (with meat)
THE GHOST OF CHRISTMAS I-DON'T-CARE
ZOMBIE MICHAEL JACKSON
EVIL HARD-BOILED EGG
JOAN RIVERS (PRE-FACELIFTS)
Any one of those are sure-prize winners. Lemme know how it works out for ya.