Take heed, costume-buyers…
to avoid ridicule, DO NOT dress up as any of these this Halloween:
KATY PERRY
MILEY CYRUS
STRIPPER / SLUT / DUMB BLONDE (c’mon – they’ve been done to DEATH)
GORILLA (again…done to death)
HOBO (ditto)
NINJA TURTLE
SPONGEBOB
KIM KARDASHIAN
DRACULA (yawn)
HARRY POTTER
SPARTY (STILL done to death)
ANY MEMBER OF THE VILLAGE PEOPLE

TV Talk Show Host Jerry Springer Poses With Two Of His Bodyguards On The Set Of His Popular Show
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There are many other bad & boring choices.
Why not use some imagination this year maybe like:

THE QUAKER OATS GUY
DISGRUNTLED POSTAL WORKER
ROMAINE LETTUCE
ORVILLE REDENBACHER
JERRY SPRINGER
SOUPBONE (with meat)
THE GHOST OF CHRISTMAS I-DON’T-CARE
ZOMBIE MICHAEL JACKSON
CREAMED HERRING

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EVIL HARD-BOILED EGG
JOAN RIVERS (PRE-FACELIFTS)
SATANIC DOILY
ARNOLD ZIFFEL
BEANO
GROVER CLEVELAND
LIVERWURST
CAITLYN JENNER
...plus, you can't miss out with (no matter HOW many other people will be dressing up as) DONALD TRUMP or HILLARY CLINTON.

Try out something new and different this year...DON'T BE AFRAID TO BE UNIQUE!

Grover Cleveland
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